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Florida Welfare Requires Drug Testing
I-95 will be jammed for the next month or so…..with Druggies and Deadbeats heading North out of Florida. Florida is the first state requiring drug testing to receive welfare! In signing the new law, Republican Gov. Rick Scott said, “If Floridians want welfare, they better make sure they are drug-free. Applicants who test positive for … Continue reading
Obama’s Gangster Government
Dear Fellow Conservative: Chicago, 1996. State Senator Alice Palmer (D-Ill.) never saw it coming… The popular activist, running for re-election (she’d won the previous election with a landslide 82% of the vote), was a sure thing keep her seat. But on the day after New Year’s 1996, a small army of lawyers filed into the … Continue reading
The Tiny Cabin
A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to Mountains of West Virginia and was on first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. “Anybody home?” she asked. “Yep,” came a … Continue reading
How to Run an Efficient Government (A Joke)
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?” “Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know … Continue reading
Family Breadwinner
Bread Winner… I was speaking to an emergency room physician this morning. He told me that a woman in her 20s came to the ER with her 8th pregnancy. She stated, “my momma told me that I am the breadwinner for the family.” He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies … Continue reading